There were 2 little kids and their dad took them out into the woods. One kid was named Zack and the other was named Cody. Cody was smart and left a trail of bread because he lost his compass.
His dad said " Hey! Look over there!" And when they looked their dad ran away out of the woods. When they noticed he was gone, they looked for the trail to follow and found a human-sized squirrel eating their bread trail. Zack said "Why'd you eat our trail? That was our way back!" and the squirrel punched him! The squirrel then looked over at Cody and said "I like your hat" so Cody gave it to him.
So when they wander further in the woods they find this house. and it is a gingerbread house and everything in it is made of candy. Zack says "Look at that! Its made of candy! Lets go check it out!" Then Cody says "Dude you might get tooth decay" Zack says "Ok I will stand in it and warn the other kids who walk by that they shouldn't eat it or the tooth decay express might catch them." Zack then starts to eat and eat and gets fatter and fatter by the minute while Cody looks for something healthy to eat.
Then a witch comes home to the house while Zack is eating it. Zack says "Sorry for eating your house." And the witch says "No! No! Eat as much as you want!" And Zack says "OK"
Then they find out she is a witch and they try to escape. Cody gets out easy, but Zack is too fat to fit through the door... so he eats his way through the door frame. The witch comes out and tries to catch them and bake them into pies so they cant escape. They run around and she says "Open the oven door" but they say "We cant! You dont want your pies to get burned" so she opens the door and Cody comes and pushes her into the oven with the fire.
They ran home and their mom spanked their father for leaving them in the woods.
THE END
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